Patient Dammit Doll
Patient/Doctor Dammit Doll (9" Tall)
Poem inside tag reads as follows:
(Also available with original poem)
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When something is wrong
But what you’re not sure
You go to the doctor
To find a cure
He pokes and prods
And runs some tests
Then you get the bill
Oh surely he jests
I should have been a doctor
You’ll cuss and shout,
So here’s a little Dammit Doll
You cannot do without
Just grasp it firmly by the legs,
And find a place to slam it.
And as you whack the stuffing out
Yell, “Dammit, Dammit, Dammit!”
Copyright © 2008 Busy Fingers Crafts
Do Not Copy
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Unauthorized duplication or publication of any materials from this site is expressly prohibited.
Dolls are approx. 9 inches long and each one is hand sewn around the edges. They are fully stuffed with cotton. Each doll comes with a funny poem inside the tag to match the doll type or you can have the original poem attached instead.
~All dolls come individually packaged and ready for gift wrapping ~
What is a Dammit Doll?
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Patient/Nurse Dammit Doll (9" Tall)
Poem inside tag reads as follows:
(Also available with original poem)
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You’re laying in bed
Not feeling good
Here comes the nurse
Like you knew she would
Your pulse your blood pressure
And that damn thermometer
Why can’t once a day
Be enough for her
So next time she comes in
Just turn yourself about,
And grab this little Dammit Doll
You cannot do without
Just grasp it firmly by the legs,
And find a place to slam it.
And as you whack the stuffing out
Yell, “Dammit, Dammit, Dammit!”
Copyright © 2008 Busy Fingers Crafts
Do Not Copy
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