Waitress / Waiter Dammit Doll
Waitress / Waiter Dammit Doll (9 " Tall)
Customers can be so demanding, rude and impatient. Didn't leave a tip after 100 trips to their table? Blame the cook's mistakes on you? Don't want to wait their turn? Keep this doll in your apron when it all becomes too much!
Poem inside tag reads as follows:
(Also available with original poem)
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I am a waitress (waiter)
I am here to serve
I do my very best
But it gets on my nerves
Can I have some ketchup
I need mustard too
My cup is empty
I need some of that too
Your order you say
Is not made right
Blame the cook
For this oversight
Oh, my word
I am so tense
Thanks for the tip
Not dollars, just cents
My feet are sore
My back, it hurts
I am so tired
Of you ungrateful jerks
So, I'll take my doll
And choke it in private
While I smile at you
I'll just have to hide it!
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Dolls are approx. 9 inches long and each one is hand sewn around the edges. They are fully stuffed with cotton. Each doll comes with a funny poem inside the tag to match the doll type or you can have the original poem attached instead.
~All dolls come individually packaged and ready for gift wrapping ~
What is a Dammit Doll?
$10.99
